Tuesday, July 18, 2006

People who can legally marry

racists, neo-Nazis, abortionists, anti-abortionists, people who let their kids scream in restaurants, politicians who hire strippers that can't type to work in their office as 'secretaries,' people you wouldn't let your kid sister date, builders responsible for substandard construction in areas prone to natural disasters, litterbugs, government servants who help themselves liberally (can't they call it 'conservatively?') to the public trough, media figures who abuse their (and apparently, other people's) prescription drugs, telemarketers who call when you don't want to talk on the phone, drivers who talk on the phone behind the wheel (sorry MB & C!), smokers who blow smoke in your face, slumlords, producers of reality shows, mechanics and tow truck drivers who rip you off, fortune tellers, panhandlers, pollsters, men who holler insulting remarks at women from cars, pushy salesmen whose job it is to sell you stuff you don't want or need, torturers from foreign countries [who retire to live in comfort in south Florida], druglords, people who have no idea how to raise children, men who shoot tiny birds and bunny rabbits

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