Friday, February 24, 2006

"And now, for the winner of the ugliest drag queen prostitute contest..."

Last night as I arrived home there was a drag queen prostitute working the corner by my apartment building-- and trust me, she did not direct any James Bond movies.

Picture Chaka Khan, eating like Kirstie Alley before she hooked up with Jenny Craig, with the lips of Jessica Rabbit and a wig that consisted of the tangled and flea-ridden pelts of several mangy brownish-orange mutts.

Could heterosexual men be that desperate? She was tragic and scary at the same time. And I won't even start on her dress...

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