Monday, February 13, 2006

Anyone up for golf with Dick Cheney?

Seldom have I so looked forward to Jay Leno's monologue (not to mention Saturday Night Live) as this week...

What do you suppose the poor fellow said before Cheney shot him?

"Sir, thank you for being so understanding about me not voting with the Party on this matter...."

What people ought to be concerned about is that the White House tried their darndest to keep this story under wraps. They're more than happy to tell you how the VP likes his eggs cooked, but when he shoots a fella, well, heck; that's another matter that's just too insignificant for the public to know...

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